Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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