like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize