Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this boner is exhausting
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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