I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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