That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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