fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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