this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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