I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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