their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I had to cum in my sink.
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