these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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