If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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