i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
