I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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