i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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