my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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