I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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