Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
