my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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