okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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