I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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