Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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