Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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