too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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