It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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