Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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