I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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