How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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