hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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