Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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