Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
