If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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