i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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