this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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