Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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