its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
