the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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