Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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