Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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