I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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