I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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