do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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