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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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