He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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