Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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