It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
and she was petting her beer can
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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