Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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