someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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