i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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