their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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