Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
wow bdsm is so cute
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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