how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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