I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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